Oh no you freaking don't body.

I just spent 10 days on antibiotics and borrowed a shitload of money to get you better (a-at least I hope that covers most of the bills), you do NOT get to start complaining about the same thing again.

... I wouldn't even be able to tell if it got to the "urinating blood" stage at this point anyway, what with it being that special TMI time. So stop it, right now. I'm going to drown anything wrong with you in pure cranberry juice until you shut the hell up and let me be not sick.