mocking some chick

So I'm walking past the idiot lounge (AKA: a Christian life group sometimes found in my area) and I hear them talking about the latest chick track on the web. me, being amused and morbidly curious, decides to visit the site when I feel better. after I read the nutbar's latest work, I feel obligated to comment on this:

( Not my work, all that chick guys. Using my right to parody exc exc. )