but then again with russian roulette, there's five chances you can win...

My online search for laptopdom has convinced me that the only real chance I have of getting one is going with Al to weird stuff on the 22. I KNOW that's it's a bad idea- but a) I figure this gives me an opportunity to learn how to fix notebooks if it dies (plus I just got word from Al that WS has warranties), and b) I’m well known for ignoring my common sense.

'cause frankly? The only way I’m going to get one is either take a chance, or start up a collection; and a good percentage of my friends are cheapskates, love them as I do.

-or yanno, kill one of my friends and take their laptop; but that's immoral and I’d leave forensic evidence all over the place.