“We have an undead monkey.”

Okay coming off the second pirates movie just some (hopefully) non-spoilery things:

1)Best use of a monkey EVER.

2)Jack davenport gets all my love.

3)What happened to Anna-Maria? Did she just get tired of jack and leave?

4)Barbosa? Umm you gotta little bit of apple juice on your- oh you really don’t care do ya.

5)Have I mentioned I love Davy Jones? I do; if this is what the old gods are like when they take over? I’m all for it.

6)Dear miss swan; in the first movie I thought you were more then a little touch of a Mary sue. In this movie you’ve gotten better, WAY better. Congratulations on becoming more of a rounded character, however you still have a few bits of the sue sticking to your dialogue, please to be working on that.

7)Regarding 6, also despite that fan brats are going to be calling “see I told you she was a bitch *angry rar!*” I thought it was awesome.

8)Jack; uh yeah… you might not want to… oh never mind.

9)Unf Caribbean accents. I like witch in an ‘aww how cute’ way.

also I have DSL now. WOW quotes later.